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Old November 1st 18, 01:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Tribyewt tu Marble


Meowmie helped me rite mine tribyewt tu Marble an asked if Ize wud reed it heer. Ize reedin in owr langwij cuz hoominz tok funnee.

A frend uv meowmie an daddee hoo iz a garbij man waz putting a cowch on da truk an hurd a faint mew. Jist den an ittybitty kitty fell owt uv da cowch an landid on da payvmint.. Dat kitty waz Marble. He pikked up da kitty an lukked insyd da cowch and fownd anoffur itty bitty kitty. He lukked but dint see enymor kitties. He put da kittiez in a box an tuk dem home at da end uv hiz shift. Wen meowmie an daddee hurd dat Unca Nick had fownd tu kittenz dey rushed offur tu see dem. It waz luv at furst site. Unca Nick wudn't let meowmie hav both kittenz cuz he had purromised wun tu anoffur frend so wen da kittenz wur fore munths owld Unca Nick finalee gav meowmie a kitten. Dey naymed hur Marble.

Wun day Marble got reelee sik an meowmie and daddee tuk hur tu see Dr. Paul and had sumfin kalled a DNA test dun cuz she had da saym symptumz Liddle Zoƫ Underfoot had. Da test kaym bak positiv fur dystemfur. But wif a will tu liv an gud kayr an lotza luv Marble fot it off. Dr. Paul waz furry happee an meowmie an daddee wur egstatik. Paul warned meowmie an daddee dat Marble problee wudn't liv a normil lyfspan.

But Marble fooled effurywun an lived tu be sebenteen an a haf! Dr. Paul wuns told meowmie dat us catz wur put on urf tu mayk foolz uv vets an datz eggxalee wat Marble did. She waz alwayz a feysty kitty an remayned dat way till da day she went tu Da Bridj in meowmie'z armz.

Yu wur da end uv an era sweet Marble, da last uv da kittiez meowmie had befor she startid wif Abbey Catz.

Weez will alwayz luv yu Marble an we node yur wif yur mama Willow an alla offurz frum Da Rennie howsehold hoo hav gon befor yu. Weel see yu at da Bridj sweet gurl.

Cyrus bursts into tears and hangs his head in remembrance.