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Old May 15th 20, 05:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pit2nya[_3_]
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Default Anybody need a store inspector kitty?

On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 9:42:28 PM UTC-7, Pit2nya wrote:
On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 6:21:49 PM UTC-7, cshenk wrote:
Milton Meezercat wrote:

Deze new hoomins I getted are turnin out to be ok. Da girl one, whose
name appears to be Meowmie, maked me a walking jacket. The maole one,
whose name appears to be Paw, takes me in da back yard in mine
walking jacket and wif da hoomin-on-a-string. Since Paw seems to be
purty well trained on da string, I letted dem take me to a kitty
stuff store. I have dem trained to bring over a catty cart and put
down a blanket for me so da wire doesn't hurt mine paws, den dey push
me around da store to look at stuffz. Dey doesn't listen furry
wellwhen I point out da treats an toys I want dem to buy, but we'z
working on dat.

Dey efen lets offur tiny hoomins admire mine Meezerness an pet
mineownself. Dey was all wearing masks and keeping several
kitty-lengths apart fur some reason, but I still getted to visit wif
da mini-hoomin.

Anyhow, if you all needs a inspector cat to check out yer local kitty
supply store, just let Milton da Meezer 'Spector Cat fur help.

Milton


"Milton, did our Grand Poohba Pi2nta say ennyfing? I'z nudged meowmie
iffin she needs to adjust our officers list anna she dont know. I'z
trying to do sum of wut Daisy-chan did, even iffin mai bruddr anna I
aren't dat great to be able to do all we hearz" sez Mona.

Luko nods as he finds the file, copies it to a new name so the original
is still there, then plays with entering it and sorting by excel. He
has one ready to post, left for Meowmie. He looks at Milton, smiles
and says 'Welcome'.

In the backgrond, Prince is laughing. Luko and he exchange some
ASL-C/D which they are really good at now. They found out by accident
that Prince's big paws are very useful for the vision impaired because
they are much bigger.

"Oh, wez practiced ASL-C/D anna kin do all da wurds inna da last 3
Jellicle balls so wez happi to carry onna dat great tradition dat
started wif Aunti Mabel who wuz deaf. She's a doggie dat meowmie sez
wuz well knowd here anna befur Iowna anna wez all gonna be da bestist
'Chez Chenks' we kin be! Dat means, wez setup fur ASL-C/D. Only
Daisy-chan dat Meowmie knows of learned Braille so wez gonna need a
little reading light at da stand fur speaking but dats ok fur future
ones." says Mona


Yuz kin hab enny jop yuz wanna du.
Yuz kin tayke un m.t. wun, an/ur fill unhn noo wun.
Weez berry jeneyruss heer.
sez P2ña


....an I du meen eattch ov yuz.
I'yl be innerstid in seeink da neu xl.nt lizt.

P2ña