furree sayz mine tuxido iz purrfekt... i iz not akzin anycat of changin dem
i mineself thinkz da pooter greeblinz duzit to catfuzzle soft, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
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On Mar 7, 12:05 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
Trudi returns to the PA and announces: OK i finded da notez... ucatz hasta
qwit changin da fread namez, startz a new one so da slow soft can find
what
i want hersef to...

da furzt actifitee iz now startin onna top offa da ship... itz urown heart
storee anna i willz goez furzt...

How I 'dopted soft anna Furee:

da dday befur i camed to da door of soft anna fureez howze dey had been
inna
petsmurt lukin fura furnd fur tv ta pway wif, der wuz diz GIANT kitty,
himz
name wuz pooka like inna harvey moffee wif jimmie stewart, himz wuz onlee
nine monfz owlde butted himz wuz already twelf pwndz anna himz wuzint at
all fat himz wuz juzt giant, himz wuza purfekt tuxido kitty anna da furree
thinked himz wuz berree atratif beclawz himz faze wuz black but alla himz
whiskerz wuz white... when furree azked da ladee she letted himz owtta
himz
jail anna himz liked furree ok but himz juzt ignored soft anna himz didunt
really akt like himz wanted ta come home wif dem, so dey wuz disapointed
butted dey knowed a kitty wuz owt der for dem anna dey alzo beleef dat da
kitty chooses not da hoomin so dey wented home kinda sad but dey alzo knew
dey wuld keep lukin... den dat efinin march 16 da furree started to not
feel
gud, da nezt mornin when da furree getted up soft made himz go bak to bed
beclawz it wuz ickee inna owt and dey had been to da toona pwaze da nite
befure so she said for himz ta rezt anna if himz getted bettere anna da
snow
stopped den dey wuld go to da toona pwaze... afur a while soft madea ofur
catz go inna berum wif furree so she could smoke a cigaret atta bak
door...

she turned onna radio anna openind da bak door...

da song "i knew i loved you before i met you" by savage garden camed onna
radio...

da soft wuz thinkin how she wulda liked to haf dat pooka kitty... at dat
moment da wurdz furm da some wuz"i must have dreamed you into life..." and
i
runned up herown nightgown ont herown shoulder...

da soft started screemin anna hollerin anna i just hanged on, da furree
camed furm da bedrum to see whut wuza matter wiffa soft beclawz she
generalle duzint make dat muc noize...

she sayed to furree tell me this isn't a rat or i am gonna die right
here...
he said

"no, its a kitten, wet as it can be and YOU are not ever allowed into
petsmart again" soft asked why and furree sayed:" its a tuxido with an
all black face and white whiskers and if you can think them into existence
well won't have any room on the bed to sleep!!!"

then furree dried minesef off anna putted me inna kitty sweet and i has
been
wif dem ever sinze...

I haz a kuple of ofur heart storeez but diz iz juzt ta getz diz aktifitee
started,

Trudi

Yoo is a tuckseedogh kittee, Trudi? Wike mine bruffer (rb).
Concatulayshuns, dat is sutsh a gud fing tew bee.
An yoor stowy sew sew dwamatick an hart touching, er tuhtsheen.

Wee garding da freads chaynging der naym, itz da freads fawlt. Itted
chanynjes itted own naym, dats wat it duz tew me cuz ai hab neffur
nowingly chaynjed da fread naym.

ai iz innosent.

Sinseerwy, Meowy