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Old December 10th 07, 01:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Myown morning

Hi diz iz O. T. Poor hoomans havink ta bend ofver to feedz us.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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you iza gud ownerta treet yourown hoomin sogud, We finalli catvinzed owrz
hoominzta put owr bowlz onna buffett so dey wuldint hafta bend ofur so
muc,
Trudi
Sundance wrote in message
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Firstest fing in da mornin I haz to get Meowmie outta bed to feed ussez.

She
duznt let ussez sleep wif her, so I duz dis by skrachin at da door until

she
kumz owt. Sumtimez Rebecca helpz by meowing. Fur sum reezin, Meowmie
duz
stufz in da bafrum an changiz herown portable furz befur she goes

downstarez
to feed ussez, so I haz to keep remindin her dat we iz starvin.

When she opinz da bafrum door, I runz in ahed uf her to to chek fur
greeblingz -- bafrum greeblingz kan be furry bad, kuz dey livz wif da
waddermonsterz. After Meowmie washiz herown handz, I lik da

waddermonsterz
off reel kwik befur dey kan hurt herownself. It mite teech her a lessin

if
I letted dem hurt her juss a liddle bit, but den she mite not be able to

git
owrown fudz an dat wud not be septable.

Finully Meowmie goez downstarez an feedz ussez. I standz rite at my bowl

in
kase she furgitz whare it iz. Meowmie haz a bad bak an sumtimez it hurtz
her to leen down to put da fudz in owrown bowlz, so sumtimez I triez to

bump
her hand so da fudz fallz on da floor befur she haz to leen down awl da

way.

Aftur dat I iz tired owt an needz to relakz. If it iznt a toona place

day,
I kuddlez wif Meowmie to reward herownself fur rememfurin to feed ussez
agin. Deze hoominz needz lotsa kurijmint.

Sundance