Antee Sylvia glaarz at Pit2nya.
Yu furrgott mine purrday.
I waytid fife daze, an yu didunt sae ur du nuttin.
Hummmmpfff.
Sylvia, neow uh senerer purrsun.

Hapi bewated Purradai Antee Sylvia
Weh din't kno et wuz yer Purrdai. Nope.
Letz awl sing:

Hapi Bewatud Purdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay tuuuuuuuu Yuuuuuuuu
Hapi Bewatud Purdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay tuuuuuuuu Yuuuuuuuu
Hapi Bewatud Purdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Anteeeeee Sylviaaaa
Cuz weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh awwwwwwwwwwwwwwl
Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffs Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Mosey glaarz at Pi2nya fur furgiting n maykez Antee Sylvia uh purrdai
kake. wif sum mice cream on top
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Thank you Mosey, that is a nice cake.
I like the firecracker on top.

Anteee Sylvia

Yer welkom, Antee Sylvia.
Dat firecrakur on da top wookz sumwat wike uh mowsie, ai hoap.
ai twied. ai hoap et duzn't xsplode n kake gitz awl ovur yer Hous. waffs...
Jezt dunt lite da kandulz.
Pipps hulpd meh mayke dat kake fur yu.

Mosey