Arlene Knop had some very interesting things to
say about Calling FELIX:

Fangu, fangu, my hero! Yew yerownself know that Ize thuh eepitomy of
ladiness. Wot mite be taken fur misbehaving is mereely dissiplinning
thuh hoomins such as yerownself is about to do now. That and No Fun
Unca Cory who duzn't beleev kittees shud be smurgling under blanketz.
We iz all fixedwhen notborken, Unca Cory. Wot cud POSSIBLY happen?
Show him ALL yer klawz, Felix, deer.
Gretchen Marie, in an indignant huff

Well, Mom's talking to two more tuna places tomorrow, plus taking a
class [why she needs to learn another people language instead of
learning to speak cat better, I have no idea].

Felix, hoping Mom makes it through tomorrow without pulling out what
fur she has

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Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom