der is samwise , house of olds, anna sam whut shares a hoomin wiffa
cinnamon, anna porter kitty, der iz four boycats, but three is kurrintlee
skortin da mcmaster kittygirls arownd... i is shamed to say i iz unsure
which one isa forf one... i iz sure da porter kittys will tell uses... deze
iz free possiblittez, i say she shuld danze wif whicefur one azkz furzt,
butted den agin she kan danze wiffalla dem ta decide...

Trudi, who beginz lukin fur deze boycats so dey duz do sum azkin!!!

den she says to jack, I hates to du diz butted...

she grabs da P A mic and beginz...

good efinin kittys, bof owrz danzes is gowin berre gud, butted sum of
urseflz boycats haz notted cometa meet efurione, so ifin urown name is sam,
or urown howse name iz porter, or ifin ursef iza kitty purleze come anna see
uses atta danze, dunt furgeta get yourown kollar,

Trudi, who sits down next to jack and says, diz here kruze direktur stuff
sure iz harder dan dat owlde tv show where da hoomin wuz juzt walkin arownd
wiffa klip bord anna gigglin alot,
"Booker" wrote in message
. ..
Trudi,

Kin yu rekommend a nice boykittie fur Snowflake? Sheze sittin offur der
but Ize sure she'd like a dance or two an sumkittie to chat wif wile weze
entertainin Sukie an Tina Marie.

Fangu furry much.

Booker, lukin after his older, but shyer, sissyfur.

On 3/22/2011 5:51 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
i willz be here, when efur ursefz iz readee, Trudi
wrote in message
. ..
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez
bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu fur da
troductions. Fangu.

Booker

On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.

Booker

On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars...
she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have
singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.

The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.

'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which
he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.

'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a
catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats
her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus
spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly
rimmed
in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.

The party builds.