On Fri, 21 Jan 2011 16:12:54 -0600, Samuel Redcat Mahoney
wrote:

On Fri, 21 Jan 2011 14:00:25 -0800, rafflescat wrote:

Sammy wat happened? No wunner yuse happyhappy now!

Jack, whu wus bornded under a hut.

Well, when wez used to live in Eye-oh-uh our hoominz let us go in da back
yard cuz we had a tall wooden fence. But me an Ranger would sometimes
climb over da fence an esplore da neighbors yards. One time when I was
doing dat I seed da leader of da local greeblings, and I chased him. He
ran and ran and ran, and I chased and chased and chased. When I finally
catched an eated him, I was a longlong way from home and I wasn't able to
find my way back home.

Mine hoomins kept lookin an lookin fur me, and dey put posters wif mine
picture up all over da area. After I had been missing for 3 months I was
eatin goggie food from a garage I found, when I walked into a kitty trap.
I should have known better - when I was a tiny kitten I was 'bandoned,
and gotted catched in a trap by da hoomin who is now mine Paw. But I
getted catched in da trap, and da hoomin who catched me remembered seeing
mine handsome face on a poster so him called mine hoomin. I was back at
home jus about 5 minutes later! It turns out I was just 3 houses away
from mine own home, but I still hadn't been able to find mine howse. I
guess fings look funny when you are lost.

Anyhow, I don't try to go in da Out any more.

Sammy

wat a hartwarrmink tail! yew now no how to bee sayfe and haff fudz.
sayfe kitties must stay in da in were dare is fudz. i will tell much
kitties your tail.
beauty