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Old November 12th 05, 05:30 AM
Pamela Shirk
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Default Bird Flu


"Dave Gerecke" wrote in message
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The CDC has released the symptoms of bird flu:

1. High fever.
2. Congestion.



And the main symptom


3. An irresistible urge to POOP on someone's windshield



I knew it!!! I have bird flu

Pam S. avoiding all cars until it's over