[Rebecca steps onto the stage]

Gud eevnin, kitteez an frenz. I hopez yoo are awl injoyin yurownselvez heer at da Jellicle Ball. Dere haz bin sum lubly tribyootz, and I beleev dere are a fyoo still to kum. If yoo wud like to have ennee namez added to dis yeer's list of departid luvved wunz, pleez gib dem to Daisy-chan soon so she kan inklood dem in da final callin.

Dere iz plentee uv fudz, so pleez hav sumfing to eet if yoo haznt alreddy, or evin if yoo haz! Be shur to sine da gest buk, too. Yoo mite also like to eksplore da Owt heer, an see how da restorashun effurtz iz goin.

Tonite we will have owrown tradishunal singin of "Cat Anjil", so be shur to joyn ussez owtside fur dat. If Bast is willin, an she usually iz, we will be abul to see old frenz lukkin down on us frum da Rainbow Bridge.

But fur now, injoy yurownselvez. If yoo needz enneefing, just ask da waitkitteez or uther staffkitteez.

Rebecca