chikum iz a gud thingta wish fur... we iz all gettin nerfuz rownd here,
furzt two new kittee jailz kamed in mine lifinrum, now soft iz cleanin up da
owlde onez... diz uzulai meanz we iz gowinta ted... anna i heard soft talkin
onna ringybox to da new ted tek, whut haznot meeted allauses...

Tiger catcerned
"Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote in message
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We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da
wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r
gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled
arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da
note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy sew
mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl da
dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny wadder,
kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy. The
managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz da
note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to dem .
Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares ubaowt thu
people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta pay tew liv
heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey gots no
respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite. Dere r tew
minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I gnow wots
uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community
Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz..
Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer mine
hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n
tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure
tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git
sum.
I wuffs yoo gize
Mosey Wadderqat

Fealing hawt n silly