Hi Louise. Rememfur me? I duzn't belong to thuh HKC and I don't hurk
too offen, but wen I do, itz good and messee and I make lotsa noyz so
Meowmie Arlene cumz running. I usuallee hurk in 2 placez so she haz
to step in one. Kin I joyn?

Little Kitty

OK, u now memfur.

Louise, HKC Prez.