Wast nite, we sat meowmie down n dixtated a ledder en catspeak fur pawpaw
tew reed befur he wents tew sweep n et made him waff,
*glares at Meowmie* et wuzznt posed tew be funny.
Herself wikes tew rite him widdle wuv notes n putz dem on hisown nitestand n
he wuvs dem, n dey mak himself happee n wuved.
Dat ia awl
Wuv
Mosey