Why not?

Cuz when him got back from hims first 3 week trip, him signed on wif da
Catifurnia regional fleet. Dat means dat him is only supposed to get
loads wifin Catifurnia, or sometimes to Arifurzona as far as Feenix, or
into Nevaduh as far as Lost Wages. But neber outside of doze free states.

Do you mean protecting me from bad hoomin words or bad kitty words? I'm
asking because Kitty Schottland swears at me all the time (when she hisses
and spits).

Lilith Kitten

I'z would like to proteck your bootiful delicate kitten ears from all
kinds of nasty words, hoomin or kitty. I duzn't know if I can proteck
your delicate ears from KS hiss-spits, but I'z will sure try!

Sammy Kitten