HaiHai mai bootiful wink,
ai habn't hurd frum yerowself sinse mai purrdai n ai wuz wunerin ifen yew n
yer meomie r umkay.
ai noe hur is bizy wif stuf.
ai sent yew uh e-mayle fanking yew fur mai purrday wish, n da nip wine,
but ai neber gotted uh repli frum yew.
ai ebun sent yew uh roze anna hart.
ai luffs yew mai bootiful wink. n ai mizez yew.
nitey nite.
*nosepoinks* n tisses
Mosey --off tew bed wif mai hoominz nao.

Itted a furry bizzy tym fur usses housecats wif da spwing kweening
wich ai doo between gnappin an gwooming an seeking atenshun.
Meowy, doin wun fing or du uffur, an eeting fud awso.

Dat iz gud tew heer .
Mai Meomie kawled yer Meomoe on da fone fingy yesturdai n dey toked fur uh
long tyme n dey had fuhn.
et iz gittin hawt heer et iz gunna git up tew ulmozt 80 degreez n owr
hoomiz hab der fanz goin .
ODer nise naybur Andy iz gunna dew uh BBQ tewnite, sew hym n Pa r goin tew
da dtore tew git BBQ fudz.
*nosepoinks*
Luffs
Mosey