"MeOwy" ...
On Mar 25, 8:07 pm, "Mosey =^..^="
Where sheriff?

L.

I'm right here. I haven't been meowing because I've been on my
meowey-moon with Stormmee.

What may I help you with?

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 5
Sheriff Of Catmerica

We ask 4 u ofur 1 munth ago. Culprit cud b milez away by now. U
neglekting
duty! thwap! thwap!

FIND WHOEFUR DIDIT!

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt?
Umm..dew yoo reelizr yooo jest thwapD da Sherrif?
Hoo jest gotted winked??
Chyll owt, LL..hab sum nip wine...iz umkay
Da Toof Fareey gotz yer toofy n iz tayling vury gudgud kare uff et..yeUP
I seed et myownself. Hay, I l gotted 3 uff mine fangs stole..
............see? cheeeeeeeeeez
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, n uh Praxtising Diplocat ...
Mosey-

We beddur go wookin fur dose fings Mosey (an geddoutta da weigh ob da
aggweeved kitte, purr fing). Mine own mommys tayle wuz tayken aweigh
an she nebber got it bak. Butted she dint seem to kare boutted it.
Meowy, zoomin aweigh onna toof'ntayle surch

Zooomz wiff yerownself..owta da way uff da aggweeved kittee..
off up n uhwaaaaaaaaaay in da porter UP!!
Umkay den..I gnow warre da Toof Farweey iz, n I kan git et/dem bak frum
hur..
bribe hur wif sum ...wat dew weeeeee brybe hur wiff..??
yerown mom n beauty's tailz r gone..but dey r sumwear.
YUP
Heeeeeeeey Daaat kan be owr adbensure..
"Fynd Mizzing Tayle n Teef. " ..
I hadd 3 uff myown fangs steeld..n I want em bak..MrrrrrrrrrrT!!!
Mosey .........goin wiff yew
uh 'Tail uff Tew Kitty"z'