Oh, Lewi, a purr day party! Can we go? Please?

Kitty Schottland

Tewmorruw, I will be 6 yurz old, n Meowmie just petted me n sayed she
wuves me sew mutch n wunts me tew hab a Happy Birfday. *Yew r awl
inbited tew my purty. We will hab sum nip wine n sum nip yogurtz tew,
iffen yew wantz ta come. I wud wuv tew see yew awl here. Wuvs yew
awl Mosey
--Meowmie iz cussin at hur pooter