That remindz me....
Da Wite House iz wite, so iz the lawn an treez, bekuz ov snow.
We mite wanna send dem sum toona$ tho.
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Pitô.ônya,Diplocat 2 White House

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
news
DUH!
Meowmee juzt neow fownd thiz pozt uhgin, but duzint kno or remfur hoo
iz in yur famblee. So heer iz da hole lizt:
OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz az of Fembrooaree 1zt, 2011

*** Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Grand Pooh-Bah ... "Lovable Louise"
Bak on leef furr retreet 2 lurn how 2 influenz kitties
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Pi2nya, Aktink Grand Pooh-Bah
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance

Prezident uf Catmerica ... "Lovable Louise"
Bak on leef furr retreet 2 lurn how 2 influenz kitties
Vice Prezident ... Sapphire Samurai

Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey

Chief Justicat ... "Lovable Louise"
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty

Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney
Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, including the Temple of Bast ... Mme. Anaïs
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Booker
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya

Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence

Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Missy, WooToo, Bear, Sunrise,Sundance,
Shadow, Minnie, Pooky, Pipps, Mosey,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Defense ... Ralph de Ralf
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Ralph de Ralf
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.

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*** Offishulz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee by nayme ***

Mme. Anaïs ... Diplocat to Egypt, including the Temple of Bast
Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Booker ... Diplocat 2 Moon
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lovable Louise ... Grand Pooh-Bah, Chief Justicat,
Prez. uv Catmerica {tempurrary Leeve of Abzenze}
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior
Mosey ... Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada
& Chancellor of the Exchequer
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pit2nya ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 White House
Ralph de Ralf ... Secretary of Defense
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furrance
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Assistant Chief Justicat
Sapphire Samurai ... Vice Prezident of Catmerica
Sundance ... Deputy Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees
WooToo ... Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
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"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear,Minnie, Missy, Mosey, Pipps, Pooky,
Shadow, Sundance, Sunrise,WooToo
other interested kitteezCo Secretaries of Bittees
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Respeckfully submittid,
Pitô.ônya, Vice Grand Pooh-Bah


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Pitô.ônya
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
petunaia,

iz aneebodee furm owrz howze suposta maksa repurt? da softz fingerz
deleted da orficerz lizt so da senile soft kant remfur, hrmph, we
duzint azk herserlf ta du muc and she still kant dowit, OEJ
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
I wyll be sendink dem on in wun .doc on Sundae at noon, Purrsiffik
tyme.
Yu kin poazt boff heer. I wyll not embarass doze officerz whu du
not poazt by liztink dem...I dun't tink...hmmm...
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Pitô.ônya