Snowflake sed:
Ize dont haf a job. Ize cud be Diplocat to da Moon iffin Booker
wantz to take a more portant purrsition.
Snowflake

So I yam azkink yu, Booker, wud yu lyke tu giv Snowflake da Diplocat
tu da Moon jop and tayk insted Vice Purezident?

I gneedz tu kno in tyme tu pozt da Awguzt lizt ov offurrsirz tumaro.
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Pitô.ônya
Grand Pooh-Bah

Paw Ess...In kayze Booker duz nottid want diz impurrtint pozishun,
othercatz be thinkin if yu wud be willink. Da Vice Purezidint offin
woikz paw-in-paw wiff da Grand Pooh-Bah.