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Old September 29th 16, 01:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
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Default Iowna checks things out

[Rebecca observes]
Mr. BobCat, yoo kum wif myownself fur a minnit.

[She leads the bobcat through the 'porter to the Fluffykitz
warehouse, to the cat food section. She pulls down a big bag of cat
food, and they watch as the warehouse automation immediately replaces
it on the shelf.]


Dere, see? Da warehowse alwaze replacez whutever we takes. Yoo seem
to be a leeder type, so itz impurrtant dat yoo keepz up yurown
strenth so yoo kan hewp the utherz. So rite now I wantz yoo to eet
yurown fill. We iz not leevin da warehowse until yoo duz.


[The bobcat is reluctant, but he sees that Rebecca means business, so
he starts eating. He goes slowly at first, but then takes great
mouthfuls. When he is finished, he gives a big burp, and they both
laugh.]


Datz betterer. Now juss hold on a minnit wile I takez kare uv
sumfing...


[Rebecca pulls up the Fluffykitz app on her catmunicator and gives it
instructions to make regular deliveries to the canyon until further
notice, starting immediately.]


Dere. Now dere will be delifuriez efurry day uv fudz fur awl da
aminalz in da canyon. If yoo needz to chang enneefing -- like how
much, or how offin, or whut to send, or whare to put it -- yoo juss
kum bak heer to da warehowse an tawk into dis mikrophone an say whut
iz needed. Dere iz purrpared fudz like I juss givved yoo, or yoo kan
hav meetz or vejiblez or whutever iz best fur efurrywun.


So whut shud we take bak wif ussez rite now?


Rebecca


[Clanking, and rumbling can be heard from deep within the FluffyKitz
warehouse, and is soon followed by a soft roar. The roar approaches,
and soon the source is seen - a bright yellow tractor pulling a string
of carts. Sammy is at the controls of the tractor, and the carts are
piled high with a huge selection of foods - meats, kibble, canned foods,
hay, potatoes, cabbages, pumpkins, pine cones loaded with pine nuts,
canisters of juicy worms - enough types of food to feed a forest full
of wild creatures.]

Here we go, Mister Bobcat, sir. Mebbe dis will be a good start. The
catmunicator dat Rebecca showed you will take care of deliverin'
whatever you'z meow to it. But dis load here ought to get a start at
filling da tummies of all da critters you're purrtecting.

An I belief dat Ranger has 'ported over to da canyon wif an excatvator
to help wif da root cellar.

Sammy