Jo Firey wrote:
"Tish" wrote in message
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This is satirical, so please don't take it seriously. It is funny,
which is why I'm posting it here.


Seriously, last week I brought home a catnip plant from PetSmart and left it
in the kitchen. Usually I break off a leaf or two and rub it between my
fingers to bring out the scent, giving it to which ever cat happenes to be
nearby. They are seldom drawn to the plant itself.

Two days later, Molly discovered the plant. And proceeded to graze.
Literally ate every leaf and was rubbing her face on the stems and
scattering potting soil everywhere.

Two hours later she had comandeered the hassock in front of the fire. Jake
walked up to object and was attacked by his mild mannered calico tiny sister
who went totally haloween cat pyscho on him. Good thing he has a coat like
a seal because she landed on his back with all claws out.

Aww, poor Jake! Frank was always a mean drunk. When he'd had catnip, he
would always attack Nikki fiercely, though he was a very mild-mannered
boy otherwise.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki