[A somber group of fifteen cats teleports in and line up to sign the guest book. The head of the chowder turns to a rather obese...err fluffy... grey cat.]
Mouse, diz iz David gestbuk mineownself told you about. Yew ar still da House of David since ar huminmom wiz yewrownself’z humindad’z sisfur. Yew will heer hizown name called inna calling uv de naymes ana it iz hookay tu cri. Mineownself alweighz duz. Der iz two uv yewrown clowder hoo ar still mizzing bud we kno dat at least win iz atta yewrown old house sew der naymez will not bee called. Yewrownself kin sine inn fur dem.

[Taking pen in paw, Fred signs, then passes the pen to the next cat in line]
Fredrick T. Spawn, House of David
Ricardo “Ricky” Ratt, House of David
Mary Tudor, House of David
Judith Lincoln, House of David,
Lilah Marie, House of David
Claude N. Dammett, House of David
Maggie May, House of Long, now House of David
Cami Sue, House of Long, now House of David
Mouse, House of...House of David
also signing for Mr. Lincoln and Pinkie, MIA, House of David
Mr. Monroe, House of David
Quacker Dundee, House of David
NotHitler, House of David
Runcible Runt, House of David