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Old May 28th 18, 03:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Francesca the Fierce
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Default Birfday Bash? Sweet 16


A twofoot giggles and brings here a plate of sashimi and a small bowl
of fish head broth.

As she speaks a majordomo comes over and with a florish and centers a
water fountain and pours fresh spring water in. He, of course, leaves
the rest of the bottle for them. The fountian has extendable bowls to
better reach the guests and he shows Iowna the tough pad to get one to
her. A game ensues as they all try it at once. Its a simple but
elegant touch to their fun!

*Cash sneaks a look to the Boutique area*. His nail polish has worn
off and he wants to be spiffy for the party but for now, he wants to
eat with his buddies. He turns to the ladies and gentle beings and
offers to open crabs for them. His awesome jaws make quick work of a
few and they chat. Cash puts a plate of cracked steamed bluecrab by
P2nya...



[Francesca looks around, ears turned forward and headed tilted to the
side. She spots a balcony on a nearby restaurant and grabs Bools' paw
and drags him up to the balcony. Once they arrive Francesca whips out a
pair of opera glasses and points away from the beach to show Books what
she sees.]

Look, dere's a furrade! It just started, I finkso.

[Francesca calls out to everyone on the beach about the parade, to
allow everyone who is interested a chance to watch.]

Dere at da front is a couple of Standard Poodles carrying a banner
between them. It reads "Virginia Beach Catmunity and Dogmunity Memorial
Day Foundation". Then behind da poodles is a pipe and drum band. Dey
has a bunch of Scottish Fold kitties playing bagpipes, an a bunchj of
Manx kitties playing da drum marching behind dem. Da pipers are playing
familiar favorite tunes, like "Catmerica The Brave", "Cats Rule Dogs
Drool", and others.

Den there is a gap, and the next group is led by a kitten drill team.
Da kittens is all doing da Kitten Bounce, and dey is good! One kitten
will bounce over the top of da adjacent kitty, and it's all done in
time to da moosic of da band behind dem. Uh oh - one of kittens was
just too attracted by da tail of the next kitten and pounced on da
tail. Dis caused da whole drill team to collapse into a kitten play
pile. Da drill team coach was purrpared, though - he whipped a spray
bottle and sprayed a must over da whole bunch of dem. Dat got dem
reorganized in a hurry! Dey sure do bounce cute.

Right behind a kitten drill team is a band. A couple Norwegian Forest
Cats are carrying a banner that reads "Cuppycake Academy Honor Band".
In de front row of da band is a bunch of kitties playing da flute, den
dey is followed by a couple rows of clarinets, den a few rows of brass.
In da back row is a couple of bigbig goggies wearing bass drums. Riding
on each goggies back is a tiny liddle kitten wif long drumsticks,
sitting on a kitten saddle.

Following da band is a convertible car wif a sign on da side reading
"Miss Kitty Virginia Beach". A bootiful Exotic Longhair is sitting on
da back of the back seat waving to da crowd.

Next is a bigbig fire truck from da Catmerica Fire Department. The
engineer and all da firefighters is kitties, except fur da Dalmation
goggie. As da truck passes by where Franny and Books da engineer pulls
da cord dat soundsw a air horn on hoomin fire trucks. On da kitty
truck, though, it sounds a really loud hiss! Den when he flips da
switch that normally sounds da siren it causes the sound of screaming
fighting cats to sound. Dat is a furry effective way to get da
attention of kitties to make way fur da truck!

Dis truck is followed by a float put together by da Catmunity
Benevolent Society. Kitties wearing bright red fezs are riding on da
float, throwing packets of Temptations and catnip to da spectators.

Den comes a float honoring da reason fur Memorial Day. Da side reads
"Remembering da hoomins, goggies, and kitties who gave der lives in da
service of dere country". Retired members of da Armed Forces, both
feline and canine, are riding on da float in dere uniforms. As dey pass
by da kitties, all of the spectator kitties salute dem.

Da veterans float is followed by a goggie band. Dey haf a couple of
Bernese Mountain Dogs carrying a baner between dem, reading "Virginia
Beach Obediance School Marching Band". The front rows is smaller
goggies, mostly Terriers of various sorts, playing da woodwinds. Dey
are followed by a couple rows of Spaniels playing trumpets, and a row
of Bloodhounds who don't play instruments, dey just howl. The very end
of the goggie band is a couple more bigbig goggies wearing bass drums,
dis time wif liddle puppies riding on dere backs wif long drum sticks.