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Old November 6th 07, 04:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
squiffer
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Default Thuh Grate Nip Rescue


Red? I don think weze alone ennymore - yoo heer dat rustle?
Einstein

yah, an thuh sound o' drool hittin a blade o' grass. Hey, yo! out dere yo!
Red Rory

: ~mysterious gray cat with huge golden eyes watches from behind a scrubby
: tree~ Hmmmm... I thinnnkkk I am inna right place at thuh right time.
: Emma, no stranger to trouble
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: "squiffer" wrote in message
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: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
: grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the
: brains
: of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the
mean
: fields of rural Texas.
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: Einstein whispers
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: Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
: bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well
Sumkat
: skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
: contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch
: it
: an smoke it and...
: (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)
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: Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we
gonna
: need help.
: Red Rory
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