On Nov 6, 9:44 am, "squiffer" wrote:
Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains
of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean
fields of rural Texas.

Einstein whispers

Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat
skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it
an smoke it and...
(Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)

Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna
need help.
Red Rory

There's a telltale flicker as a somewhat badly-adjusted teleporter
leaves a lean tuxedo shorthair a few feet from the conspiritors

"Did I heer dat NIP might burn upp?? Iffn yooo gyz issa gonna wescue
it, Iyam wiff yoo. Iyam a tough barncat boy wiff furry qwik reflekses
annna I dunno no feeer. I chased a racoom off r porch wun tim."

Wascal

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