Ooh, so yur sujeschun iz to hav a partee at myown howse? OK, efurrykittee
iz invited! C'mon over! Derez lotsa fudz in da frij, inkloodin a whole
terkee dinner wif awl da trimminz! Juss dont tell da sekkaterry if yoo eetz
it, kuz sheze plannin on eetin it herownself.

Sundance

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 25, 5:02 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
I iz a resintly winked kittee wif a wunnerful wifekittee hoo dezervez awl
my
atenshunz. Howevver, myown sekkaterry went an had herownself opurratid on
at da hoomin hospittle, an now she sez she kant post heer furry much kuz
it
hurtz to sit in da chare at da pooter. Dis iz obviusslee not troo, kuz she
sitz juss fine on da cowch to watch teevee. She sez she will be recuvverin
fur a fyoo mor weekz, which iz juss not asseptible. I iz wurreed dat my
bridekittee will feel neglecktid and dat we will have winkiage purroblimz.
Whut kan I do to git diss lazy sekkaterry to attend to myown
korryspondintz
heer as she shud be doin?

Firstest of awl, I wud let mine wink gnow about da sishuashun. Den
shee could port ober an bee wiff yoo sew your sekretary don' haff to
dew sew much.

Den awl yoo gneed iz to bee abul to catmunicate wiff all ub yoor uther
frenz. So wee can ALL port over an keep you company till your
sekretary iz bettered.

I bet shee get bettered two.

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Maggy May