T*W*I*N*K*L*E*
Heer i yam! Sowee furr da lowd sownd ov mine teleportur.
Da motor nedz toonink. Nonono, dunt yu tayke yur preshuz tyme wiff it
rite
neow. Hewlp me wiff da fuudz furr da kold-bockz.
I brot furrozin dinnerz, and tzikkin soop witff matza ballz, an sam
hamwichez
an sum sherree fur yur purr sik meowmee, an nip wine an treetz furr puur
yu
an tyert Rebecca. I dun't kno wy I didnt tink tu port offurr befurr
Maggy May
sluggezted it...whut kin I du tu hewlp 'mom' get betterer?

Did I meow you heow mutsh yu meen tu me, an heow sweet an thotful it
wuz
fur yu tu rite tu Deer Maggy May
--
Mrz. Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee



"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Ooh, so yur sujeschun iz to hav a partee at myown howse? OK,
efurrykittee iz invited! C'mon over! Derez lotsa fudz in da frij,
inkloodin a whole terkee dinner wif awl da trimminz! Juss dont tell
da sekkaterry if yoo eetz it, kuz sheze plannin on eetin it
herownself.

Sundance

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 25, 5:02 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
I iz a resintly winked kittee wif a wunnerful wifekittee hoo dezervez
awl my
atenshunz. Howevver, myown sekkaterry went an had herownself
opurratid on
at da hoomin hospittle, an now she sez she kant post heer furry much
kuz it
hurtz to sit in da chare at da pooter. Dis iz obviusslee not troo,
kuz she
sitz juss fine on da cowch to watch teevee. She sez she will be
recuvverin
fur a fyoo mor weekz, which iz juss not asseptible. I iz wurreed dat
my
bridekittee will feel neglecktid and dat we will have winkiage
purroblimz.
Whut kan I do to git diss lazy sekkaterry to attend to myown
korryspondintz
heer as she shud be doin?

Firstest of awl, I wud let mine wink gnow about da sishuashun. Den
shee could port ober an bee wiff yoo sew your sekretary don' haff to
dew sew much.

Den awl yoo gneed iz to bee abul to catmunicate wiff all ub yoor uther
frenz. So wee can ALL port over an keep you company till your
sekretary iz bettered.

I bet shee get bettered two.

--
Maggy May