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Christina Websell wrote:
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Marina wrote:
Caliban is fascinated by the kitchen sink. He checks it out several
times a day. If there are dishes soaking in the sink, he drinks from
them. Sometimes he just sits in it, looking immensely pleased with
himself. But the best is when meowmie turns on the tap. Then this
glittering snake appears that runs from the tap and down into the
hole in the sink.

Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a
snake; he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What
happened? Did it bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face
all wet? And it
didn't die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into
the hole! Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh?

One day, Caliban will surely succeed in killing the wadder monster.
One day he'll be big and strong enough. Until then, he is getting
lots of practice. And getting very wet in the process.

Da wadder greebling (aka monster) can only be tamed if da meowmie
buys da wadder fowntan fing fur da kittie to master! Ofurwise, da
monster will always have da control and da monster greeblings win!

Furrs Truly,
Persia



Dere ain't no such fing as wadder monsters. Dat's just a tale to
frighty der baby kitties.
Me & da KFC won't drink no fresh or running wadder. We likes da dog
bowl wot meowmie fills up outside da back door and we won't drink it
if the wadder is not a few days old.
Boyfie

Meowmies note: it's true. They don't seem to like fresh water to
drink, only old water from this dog bowl. I have cleaned it out and
put new water in it today, which means they will be drinking out of
the birdbaths for a couple of days I suppose. sigh

Persia's Reply:

Dere is a diffurrence wif da bird bafs. Dem birdies are dum, I no dis cuz
I
lives wif da fing called da PAY-ROT. It dunks in da water! Just prooves
dem birds are dum.

Da bird baf wadder prolly tastes like da wet chik-en cat food. I doan
know
cuz mommy woan let me get dat cloze to da birdie.

Persia

We not ave no payruts ere, Persia, we ave der chikkens & der geese. Der
birdbaf was from when meowmie used to to der birdwatching. It just gets der
ranewadder in now. Meowmie can't do der birdwatching no more cos me & KFC
ete all der birdies!! We wud ete der littel chikkens too but meowmie won't
let us.
We two not reely scared of Shylock and Enid, dem geese, we just prefer not
to share our space wiv dem. Dats all it is. We ave nuffin in common and
dey are boring..

Boyfie
P.S. and dey have dese serrated bekes wot pinch yoo btw.