We got back from my dad's funeral and found:

The freezer compartment of the fridge open and ice cubes partly melted.

The electric toy cat on the floor.

Buster lying in the trash can.

Must have been one wild party while we were out. I didn't find a cake for
anyone to have jumped out of, so it might not have been *one of those*
parties...


Mark Edwards
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