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Old May 16th 19, 02:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default A birthday party!

Dan Mahoney wrote:

Francesca see Midnight, Fred, and Sarge each nibbling on a plate of
goodies, but trying to hide at the same time. She walks over and
introduces herself.

"Hi, guys. I know who you are - I've heard Meowmie and Paw talking
about you. You're the kitties who live in the garage, aren't you?"

Midnight: "Um, yes, we are. We don't usually get to talk to inside
kitties. They usually just hiss at us."

Frannie: "Well, this is the Community. We like all creatures here. As
you can see we've got a couple raccoons in the party, and those
squirrels over here, and that really big kitty, Big Mama, is a black
panther. We all do our best to get along. I've been trying to find
some of the local possums to invite them, but they seem to be doing a
really good job of hiding."

Fred: "Yeah, dey do dat. We have a lot of decent hoomins livin around
here, but some of the ones that used to live in dis house were purrty
nasty people. Da possums gotted scared off and now only come around
in da night time."

Sarge: "Well, I kinda know dem, a liddle bit. I talk to dem some
times. If you want I'z could tell dem dat they is welcome to come
around. DO you fink dere might be food stuff dey could eat somewhere
close by dis house?"

Frannie: "Me an Ranger an Sammy can whisper in da hoomin's ears while
dey is asleep, and get dem to put possum feeders in da back yard. See
dat great big old doggie over there, eating the kitty kibble? Dat's
Starr da Dogg. Her is big and her barks a lot, but her is akchooly
nice to aminuls. Her only barks to play wif her buddy, Duke, next
door. Her would like to meet some possums, and if any possum gets
scared, all him would have to do is hiss. Starr da Dogg would then
back off right away. Same fur you kitties, too. You are all welcome
to come in da back yard any time. Paw is gonna install a critter door
in the garage back door, just fur garage kitties and anyone or
anyfing else dat needs shelter or foods. So please pass da word!"

Sarge: "Fangu, Miz Francesca".

Francesca then takes Sarge's paw and pulls him on the dance floor.


Iowna, without a dance purrtner, saunters up to Fred and with a grin,
herds him to the dance floor. He snickers and goes along with it.

She arranges for the next song to be:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es3Vsfzdr14