I was always afraid this day would come. I just went into the bathroom
and found an empty roll on the wall and a pile of paper on the floor.
Bruiser is of course the usual suspect. Maya will not rise for another
hour or two. Bruiser was up and observing me in the bathroom earlier
today. Add in he would be the suspect anyway...

Cheer up. At least they didn't flush it down the toilet causing you to have to
call a plumber.

Sherry