[On the edge of Kansas City, an elderly orange mancat can be seen doing
the kitten bounce, bouncing all around the house. He is meowing happily.]

Kissamouse, Kissamouse, Kissa-Kissa-Kissamouse! Kissamouse, kissamouse,
kissa-kissa-kissamouse!

It's here! It's Kissamouse Day! Merry Kissamouse, all of mine Community
family, and haf a happy, healthy, and successful New Year.

Please join me in spending the day snuggling and smurgling and kneading
on your lucky hoomins.

I love you all! An so does mine entire clowder.

Sammy