Granddaughter wants you to see the FLY JOKE as she calls it.

See that fly upon the wall.

Don't you have a home at all?

Doesn't anyone love you fly?

God loves you fly....

SPLAT

Go to God!

"Mishi" wrote in message
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Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
Bzzzz ar not flyzzzzz, effin tho the boff buzzzz.
Bzzzz bite, not flyzzzz'
Uh... datz not kwite akkurit, Bzzzz zzzting! Datzzz wuizzizt !!

B's are notz fun! I waz sittins in my bafroom, minding me ownd
buzinez,when a b attackted me! It gotz in my furz, so I randed downstairz
to try to gets it off me! I randed throu the libingroom, to the dinninroom
and into the kitchen, and the b waz still on myownself, making b buzzin
noices and tryings to sting me! Momma finallys caughted me and gotted the
b offa me. I hadda take a long gnap after dat!

Marble the Marbelous boy
(human note: every spring I have an infestation of yellow jacket type
bees in my upstairs bathroom. We have tried to exterminate them with no
success. The cats, of course, are fascinated with them, and have been
stung a few times. However, this is the first time I have heard a cat
buzz! Marble came whipping down stairs, ran into the living room, through
the dining room, into the kitchen and back again, frantically trying to
get the bee off. I had to take a comb and pull it out of his fur, then I
sent it to bee heaven. Marble now takes off when he hears a bee buzzing in
the bathroom. G Poor guy!)