"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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I dunno...
Day wunt lemmee intu da klozetz, so I habbent feownd da
teleporter-gadgette...
Beezydz, I dunno wat it luukz lyke. Izunt it imbizabul? Heow kin I
fynd
it??
Rememfurr Ize kynd nuuu styll. I feel sooo hewlplezz an vunerubble.

Piyoonya

Your teleporter should be under the bed or in some out of the way place
that the humans can't get to but you can. Do you want one of us to
teleport over to show you?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Mine Meowmee hazza tellyphonyting dat ringz wen hur putshez a wall
tellyphoney botton...
Iz dere uh way tu get da tellypurrter tu ring???

If not, wud wun ov yu strong intellygent guyz hewlp pourrr liddul meee???

Pitoonyaaa