(Pit2nya chaynjiz intu uh blak coktail dress wiff silfurr seekwinz.
She wearz uh spayshul redstone pendint on a likqwid sylfurr neklyze.)

Hi Barbi. Yu luuk lufferlee tunite. I'll hab wunna da Winked party
collarz
an joyne da Kuples Coctail Pardy. I yam shur dat SunDance wiwll be heer
suun.
--
Pitô.ônya

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later that efinin Trudi has stationed hersef owtside of da singlecatz
mixer, as kittys arrife and are directed to efur da mixer or the
kuples coctail party they are given a party collar to wear, on each
brightly collar is printed Winked or spekal furnd or single... the
specises int impurtint juzt the winked status, doggiez anna skunkz iz
alzo welcome... Trudi thinks she needs to remfur who it was that sayed
der wuz portable tankz fur da fissheez dat kamed wif jack anna hiz
famblee... sinze eer iz no seafudz tonite, the focus is on byrdeez
anna dairy fudz, she thinkz it mite nize fur demta be inna kuplez
mizer...

afur a while of handin owt kollarz she goez into da singlecats mixer
fura drink anna barbi takez ofur handin owt da kollarz, so trudi kan
haffa breek.
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As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he
looks over to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says
miss Trudi, it may be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be
a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let
the nip and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until
tomorrow, I am not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the
bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her
kushin, she thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz
will be held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt
nite, alla winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano
muzic inna same pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der
will alzo be time ta kontinue heart storieez anna furzt abenshure
storeez in between da piano muzik, anna alzo da piano pwawer sayed
dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta Mme. A.* he knew lotsa
songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa piano kitty but i iz
sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will
be follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well
anna be readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture