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Old October 30th 12, 08:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default The Jellicle Ball begins

On Oct 29, 6:51*am, Community Cats wrote:
On the grounds of a remote castle very far away kitties can be seen
materializing out of thin air. The teleporters are busy! Two red tabby
cats, one lean and one rather portly, appear and head for the doors of
the castle.

Amelia: Sammy, Harri, hello. We're getting everything ready, and are
about ready to begin. It looks like the sun is going to be setting
soon. Go straight on through the castle - the garden is on the other
side, and you can reach it through the dining room and the ball room.
Sammy, I think I might have heard Lilith looking for you. And Harri, I
think OT might have been looking for you.

[Sammy and Harri follow Amelia's directions and find their way to the
castle's large garden. Right next to the door is the guestbook table.
Harri meows to Mosey and signs "Harri Roadcat, house of Mahoney". Sammy
signs "Samuel Redcat, house of Mahoney". Each takes a rainbow hanky, as
they expect that the calling of names is going to be rather tearful.]


A teleporter arrives out jumps a black cat, and a human dressed in a
white lab coat more or less stumbles out. The first cat they run into
directs them to the large garden and to the Guestbook.

"Good evening I'd like to sign in I'm Timari's Black Mystique, House
of Ruskin, and this slightly green looking fellow is Dr. Ruskin.
Second can you tell me where I can find Amelia so I can stash "Dr.
Ruskin" in his "House of Horrors Laboratory". I also need to find some
cat who has some of that Special Mint Tea, least Dr. Ruskin ends up on
a slab -- he simply does not teleport well, and I almost had to drag
him here, as it was I had to cast a spell and he walked docile like a
lamb into the teleporter"?

Misty looks around and senses there is something wrong. The castle
while all lit up, is cold and uninviting with its cold stone. "Oh"!!
Closing her eyes and weaving back and forth, out of nowhere burst
streamers and bunting in colors of BLACK and ORANGE. Misty opens her
eyes and is pleased with her work, but feels something is still
missing. Misty once again closes her eyes and weaves back and forth,
now a Giant Banner in BLACK with ORANGE lettering suddenly appears
right over the Guestbook Sign-in area. The Banner reads, "WELCOME TO
THE 17th ANNUAL JELLICLE BALL". "That looks MUCH better", Misty
mumbles to herself, an heads off to find Amelia and the purveyor of
the Special Mint Tea -- Bobcat certainly looks the roll if nothing
else.