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Old December 21st 13, 10:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Bastette
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Default Ack! Little Boy ran outside

John F. Eldredge wrote:

On Thu, 19 Dec 2013 20:09:04 +0000, Bastette wrote:


Takayuki wrote:

On Wed, 18 Dec 2013 15:44:10 -0600, Mark Edwards
wrote:
No cluons were harmed when "Christina Websell"
wrote:
Is it very dangerous outside for him? What could happen? just want
to know
the dangers he faces where you live, to make me glad that Boyfie
doesn't.

Children with BB guns. And pterodactyls.


That doesn't sound accurate! I thought you were in Texas, so kitties
should be cautious of children with shotguns, but not of
pterodactyls.


Things have changed. Pterodactyls used to live far south of the US, but
they've been slowly migrating north and have been seen in several
southern US states such as Texas and Florida. It's like killer bees.


You also have to watch out for the packs of velociraptors.


Damn that David Attenborough.

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