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Old April 6th 17, 05:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default A new investigation, in Las Vegas

Pit2nya wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On Wednesday, March 8, 2017 at 5:17:10 PM UTC-8, cshenk wrote:
Sammy Redcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:


I'z hoping so! I hafen't seen her for ages.

Da concierge tells me dat dere's a big party upstairs in
about a hour, an we's all invited. I hear dat da food dere is
gonna be great!

Sammy

Ohh! Wez in fur it! Are we dressed ok? WE went kind of furry
upscale yet tried to hit the middle. I mean, you don't go to the
home of a Countess in flip flops! (Daisy-chan looks at Cash and
snicker/whispers to Sammy, 'he really likes his hot pink flip
flops').

Meantime, Iowna flopps over on her belly with her legs hanging
down. She's still almost invisible because of all the massage
kittahs but you can see a big grin as they work on her back and
hips.

Cash meantime steps carefully (nail polish almost dry) up to the
bar.

'Hi Sammy!' says Cash as the waiter comes over. Cash orders a
beef broth chilled consomme with a thimble of red wine and 1/2
a pinch of nip (he's gotten used to it over the years and
rather likes it).

Hey dere, Cash! Da nails are looking good!

I woudln't worry, Miz Daisy-chan. Since dis is Las Vegas, I'z sure
dat dey is used to a wide range of dress styles. And I rememfur
from our last bisit to da Countess' castle dat even in da castle
dey isn't super-formal. whispering to Daisy-chan And to help
Cash feel comforbable, mebbe I'll wear my neon green flip flops.


Iowna, who has excellent hearing flops over and asks her massage
kittahs if they can find 4 XXL hot pink flip flops, and 4 S in camo
for her. She thinks a bit and adds, that her fellow sisifer-cat
would like some XS sets in orange or blue but will be happy with
green as it matches her eyes.

A giggling kittah runs off to snag some after eying the paws. She's
even inobtrusively taken a gander at Sammy's feets.

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Pit2nya kumz in an sez:I wud lub a catsauge,,,an pettykyurz tuu.
Purrleez du mine pawnaylez in silburr, tu go wiff da pleetid skoit
I'm gonna weer tu da Pawdee tunite!

I yam lookin furrward tu da pawdy tunite@


Cash gives Pit2nya a wave and shows off his manly pawdicure! 'Iowna is
over there, if you can find her under the massuse Kittahs!' Cash says
as a giggle erupts from the massage table.

A paw in white, tan, and grey waves from the top of the pile, and at
the bottom, a tail of same colors wags a welcome.

'Silver eh?' says Iowna as Pit2nya joins her at the next table. 'I'm
going a simple black sari in pleated cotton. Mai nails should be
ebony, close as they can match to mai my nose. Did dey get it close?"
asks Iowna


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