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Old June 6th 09, 07:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Da Pawty Beginz! (was: Inbitatshun to a pardee!)

tiger comez drink in hand, you kuldint haf bringed ani nizer prezzie danna
lobzterz anna chowder, i lofez dem bof, anna soft sharez wif me when her
getsa chowder, thank yourownsefz veri muc, Tiger
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Jun 5, 8:00 pm, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`"
wrote:
A porter twinkles twinkles and lands and out step Mosey, Mimzy and Bob
Qat.
Dey go up tew Mme. Anaïs and wish hur a happee purrday n annibershury.
Wooking urownd, dey r amazed at awl uff da fudz n balloons n see awl dere
frendz.
Mosey hands Mme. Anaïs a nise gifty bag "dis is fur yer happee purrday n
happee anivursary' frum thu Kits n mee. It is sum reely gud nip. Haow iz
efferbuddy?
Iz a reely a nise day innit? Boy da fudz smells gud n efferfing wooks wike
fun.
Yoo wook reely nise Mme Mme. Anaïs Mimzy wooks uround fur Morgana n Bob
wooks urownd for MeOwy. Dey probubly bee heer soon. Hi OT. Yeah, dat wuz
sum entranse Pi2nya. Diz iz gonna be fun. We brotz kazoos fur efferbuddy
tew pway wiff. Mosey

"O T watches as Pi2nya enters the room, floating at the end of the
balloons.

Now dat iza entranze. Dat wuz really kewel. Happi annifersary anna happt
purrday to each oz u. He turns around to look for Harri who was right
behind him a few minutes ago, talking to some of the girl cats.
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
[Anaïs walks into the ballroom, decorated with
streamers, Pitoonya's balloons and the like. The
bar-kitties have two well-stocked bars set up; the
small dance band is unpacking their instruments,
the dance-floor is polished; the chef and kitchen
staff are setting up buffet tables, and Anaïs
lifts up a few lids]:


Ummmmm, Chicken stuffed wif spinich and feta
cheese; fried mice and eggplant; roast beast wif
horseradish sawce; langostinos fra diablo.... dese
luk gud gud.


[A porter twinkles, and Elektra,the young
priestess steps out] Mewo, Elektra, how iz
yurself? I is so glad dat yoo cud make it!


[Elektra] I iz fine, and I was able to get
Tiger's prezzie for you! [she paws over a leather
jewelry box; Anaïs opens it. In it is a gold
kitten, a replica of one of the ones at the feet
of Bast's statue in the Temple; it has tiny
emerald eyes and an earring]


Ooooooh, datz luffly, Elektra; he can hang it frum
owr winking collar! [She puts it into the box, and
waits for other guests to arrive]


Dis will be a nice pawty; we haff such nice
kitties in da community, and alwayz haff gud fuds
- I hope dat yoo aren't on a diet!


--
Purrs,


Mme. Anaïs


Pit2nya letz go ov hur baloonz which float up to the seeling, and
gracefully lands on her feetz...


Gud effinink awll...Elektra, heow nize tu see yu agayne.


Hapy Purrday, Anais...
Pit2nya pawz Anais a long thin silver bockz in which is a
silver necklace:
00000=====88888OOOO####


Wear it in gudgud healff, dear.
--
Pitô.ônya


A porter twinkles nearby and a red jeep-fing drives out. It stops quickly
and out pile Missy (from the drivers seat) Maggy May, Sunrise, WooToo,
Wascal and Bear. Bear is wearing back-packs and he is also decorated like a
Rose Bowl float with beautiful red and white flowers.


"Hello efferykitty an happy happy to da wunnerful couple. We brung
presies an fudz" - Maggy May

Wascal and Missy are unloading the patient, happy Bear and soon put
several big Catnetticut Lopsters and a huge vat of Catneticut Klam
Chowder, full of clams, cream and butter, on a folding table. The
flowers stay on and one pack full of presents is put to the side

"Heer r da presies" - Maggy May

--
Will in New Haven