Az dey say, different strokez for different folkz. No one hazta like da
same fing and it iz ok iffin he don like uzez. We haff surfifed lotza
yearz, at leasdt da gramby haz wifout efferyone likink herselfz. We shudent
kall hin names kauze him iz onlee hooman.
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Hihiiiiiii Piglett .. I ugreeee wff yerownself. Diz dum guy iz en da
rongh groop n jest wuntz tew kauz trubblz n hoo needz
hisownself?..harrumph. Mrrrrrrrrrrrt!! Diz grooop iz were usses kitties
speek n we hab owr oan wanguage, catspeak, n iffen heeeee duzznt wike
usses, den him kan go uhway n not boffer usses gno moar. ..Dumm trole.
Yoo awl tryd tew gib hym uh nise chanse, but he wuz tew meen.
Yoo r awl tew be komended fur tryin tew be nise. Fank yerownselfz vury
mutch.
Luffs
Mosey

Mineown name iz Piglett and I don preciate you kalling ur mancat dat
namez.
If we wuz razin barekittens (human babies) we wudz ackt propiately.
Lotza
peoplez do like meowchat dat iz why da internetz hazza lotz of plazes for
evven stuff shirts like yourown selvz. I iz done wiff you. I triedta
giff u
urown spaze ann u makez funof mine.
"Dave"
Granby wrote:
Maybe you need one of the health groups or rpca. We rather enjoy
meowchat here and I am sorry it is below your standards for fun.
However,
we are interested in your kitty and hope you will post when
you figure out the source of the problem. It may just be a growing
thing. Lots of luck.

So while I do (really) appreciate your concern for my cat, I simply
cannot
abide the meowchat. Honestly, it's not playful; it's hopelessly
childish.
You must know that. Don't you? Would you accept people in a
child-rearing newgroup using babytalk? I doubt it.

BTW, I've spoken to the vet, and it's really looking like my kitten is
just a little piglet. I'm just going increase his daily amount of food
to
make him satified, then try very gradually reducing it to the proper
amount.