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Old November 18th 07, 11:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue

On Nov 18, 5:57 pm, ClowderCat wrote:
Will in New Haven wrote:

On Nov 17, 11:01 pm, "Ellie" wrote:
"squiffer" wrote in message


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: : Thank Bast, ZIZI yes I hear you YES !Got the coordinates. over
: : Einstein
: : YAY!! *liddle torbie jumps up and down* OK! GO! GO! GO!
: :
: :
: : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm,
: Skye
: an
: : Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~
: :
: : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz.
: :
: : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip
an
: yooz
: : shur cant reed a map!
: :
: : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued?
: :
: : Nathan
:
: Don care fur dis wun littul bit, Nate! I kin sense strange kats
: Einstein
:
: Thet's more'n strange kats, Einstein, rememfur the Purranos? Shore do
hope
: it ain't thet gang agin.
: Red Rory
:
:
: Aw NO!
: Purlie, putting his hand on his trusty skwirt boddle and nudging Benny
tu
do
: thuh same
Damm, Purlie Purrano, thet rotten can o'tuna. Einstein I know it's dem. I
kin long distance smell Purlie!!
Red Rory
I beleeve ya', jest don figger we kin do one danged thing till we git
there - it's owr nip they want. Buhleeve me they are NOT gonna git it
Einstein
Purlie enters, stage left.... awwwrite, yooz guyz fink yore so smart. Yeh,
itz uz. Weze thuh Purranos an no catz mess wiff us, so shuddup an mebbe we
wont throw yoo outta da plane. Benny, get offer heer an tie dem up before
dey cuz enny trubbul. ~Purlie hold guns on Red Rory and Einstein and
motions Benny toward the duct tape~


Wascal drops silently out of the cieling luggage compartment. He is
behind Purlie and has his GyroJet rocket pistol in a two-handed Weaver
grip, as taught in the kitty-paratroopurrs. Unfortunately, he is on
the side of good and, as we all know "Evil will win because good is
stupid," so he doesn't shoot without warning


Hey der, outwaw, put up younz pawz anna giv up. Yooz busted


Wascal


--


"There is a road, no simple highway
Between the dawn and the dark of night
And if you go, no one may follow
That path is for your steps alone"
Robert Hunter, Greatful Dead, "Ripple"


Chester, Clarence and Nathan speed faster towards the plane. Chester
and Clarence get there and wait until Nathan arrives. They circle the
plane on their hoovercraft.

Nathan, hurry. It looks like we might have to rescue even more cats!

Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and makes it
to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence.

I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere?



Wascal's ear perks up, the one that isn't scarred and permanently
bent from the epic fight with the raccoom

Heer DAT, Mr. Outlaw. Der issa hoovurcraft out der an dey ain heer to
hep YOO. Iff yoo gib up no one wil hurted yoo.

Wascal

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