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Old November 20th 07, 12:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ellie
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Default Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue


"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Nov 17, 11:01 pm, "Ellie" wrote:

Purlie enters, stage left.... awwwrite, yooz guyz fink yore so smart.
Yeh,
itz uz. Weze thuh Purranos an no catz mess wiff us, so shuddup an mebbe
we
wont throw yoo outta da plane. Benny, get offer heer an tie dem up
before
dey cuz enny trubbul. ~Purlie hold guns on Red Rory and Einstein and
motions Benny toward the duct tape~


Wascal drops silently out of the cieling luggage compartment. He is
behind Purlie and has his GyroJet rocket pistol in a two-handed Weaver
grip, as taught in the kitty-paratroopurrs. Unfortunately, he is on
the side of good and, as we all know "Evil will win because good is
stupid," so he doesn't shoot without warning

Hey der, outwaw, put up younz pawz anna giv up. Yooz busted

Wascal

--

"There is a road, no simple highway
Between the dawn and the dark of night
And if you go, no one may follow
That path is for your steps alone"
Robert Hunter, Greatful Dead, "Ripple"


ACK!! Don't shoot, don't shoot!
Benny, really a scaredy cat, holding his paws in thuh air