that is a good way to kill you neighbor no matter what religion they are ;-)


"tanadashoes" wrote in message
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DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!



*As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than
his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4
PM Eastern
Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to
help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one
hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort. *
*All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house
to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to
see nude
women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam
also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further
proof of
your anti-Muslim sentiment. *
*The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds
your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America