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Old January 9th 18, 01:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Francesca the Fierce
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Default MAI Purrdai FROM BOOKS SENT Monday January 8, 2018

Hihi, Books. An Happy Purrday!

Here's I'z got some extra treats fur you - dey's Temptations, and some
called Dreamies dat is purrty much da same ting but come from da UK.

I'z glad dat you haf discovered sink sitting. It's fun, isn't it? An
it's lots of fun to drink out of dem too. If you meow at your hoomins
do dey turn on da water in the sink real low so you can drink wifout
getting soaked?

Francesca

On 2018-01-09 03:18:08 +0000, said:

Hai mai noo furendz,

Tewday ai wuz informd dat ai m nao one yeer old
watefur dat meens da hooming singed sumfin kawled
happi purrdai tew yewww n ai gotted treetz n sum chicken
mai VET sent Paw uh email kard 4 meh , dat wuz nise



Iz der sumfin rong wif maiself? ai dunt wunna tawk /meow

Ai kin hiss, spit, growl n purr but wen Paw Dutchgotted meh, he held
meh n hym teled Maw Kyla ai meowed.. did inny une heer hab dat problum?

Nao ai gitz en trubbul cuz ai jezt d- cidud 2 clime up tew da top uf da tawl
BOOK kase n throo da flowur vase off! Et iz nao MAI terrority sins may
naym iz BOOKS Ai REST on MY CASE (joke) ! uh huh

Ai wuf tew sit inna sinkz.. da hoominz hab 4 uf dem .uh dubbl in da
kichun, one in eech uf der bafrumz ..

ai luf tew mayke Mom Kyla waff wen ai chase da red dot n ai get da
zoomiez, maykz Paw Waff tew..dem neads 2 waff moar . up n dawn dal long
hawl ai go ,

Ai luv living heer en mai furvur hoam WIF Pippsy =^..^=

N bein heer in diz community -ai hab tu hab Pippsy drive the teleporter
cuz aidunt hab maioan yet
what kind uf uh job kn ai git ?
Hao kan ai contiboot tew da community ?

Is nip legul heer cuz ai gotz sum tu share

Iffen nawt ai dunt noe annyfing ubaowt nip !!Nope

ai wud luf tew mayk furendz heer


BOOKS =^..^= -hoo