On Monday, May 6, 2019 at 8:46:28 AM UTC-7, wrote:
[May 5, 2019: Down in the basement of a house in Kansas City kitties are working. Ranger drives a kitty-lift out of the hidden storage closet and motors over to the security camera pointed at the washer, dryer, and sump pump, and he quickly clips a small piece of circuitry in place to cause the camera to loop instead of playing live images. Starr da Dogg pushes some of the hoomin's storage boxes up against the wall, and Francesca sets up tables to hold food and drinks. Ranger then fires up a stereo playing dance music, and Francesca starts setting out yummy kitty and doggy goodies.]

Attention, efurrykitty and goggy and offur furry friends: today is Sammy Redcat's purrday! Him is 18 years old today. Please join us celebrating him's old man status.

Ranger Greycat

Senior kitty,wearing a mourning coat of grey-and-white enters.
Happy Purrday, Sammy Redcat 18 iz effin 3 yeerz owldurr den me!
ConCATulashunz! I brot Mousikulz and Souvin Eerz,
an uh tie frum the BooTeek.
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