Weh r gwad yew gotz yer tentz. Booker, Chappy n Snowflake. Weh r sawry dat
et iz sew kold n da wynd iz blowin.
Weh r purring dat noe treez fawl daown. Mosey fur hiz hoam.

Dat sownds finefinefine!....umh.....ware is dat used store fingy?.....
[.evil and baleful look at Meomie]...we onny has wittle fings she
makes usses wiffa weppard fweeces....not tents...dey sownd gwate! Wees
gwad yu has weeched a compurrmise wiff Snowflake doe.
Gordon Kittiez

Da komprimize wif Snowflake haz brokkken down. Ize cum down to greet
meowime wen she kame home frum wurk, an Snowflake was in MI tent. Not
herown tent, butted MI TENT.

Ize waz nyce an told hur she cud stay der fur now, butted iffin ize
findz hur in MI TENT affer dinner, she waz gonna git a heed boppin.

Da windz iz reely blowin outside rite now. Weze dont want more treez to
fall. Had nuf ov dat in December. Makez da hoominz upset.

Booker