Uncl Bill gotted out ob heer wiff his soupcase wile I wuz busy
inspektigating mine doodl-box, wich hee had jus cleend.

Der is plenny ob crunchee-fudz, wich is awl I will eet, an da wadder
bole is full. An I gno Ant Micki will com in an chek mine fudz an
wadder an giv mee skritches.

But diss is intolerabubble an I am gnot going to tolerate itted. He
sed dat hee will be bak Sunday gnite. Hee wented to play dat poker.

grumbling to self in a patch of bright sunshine on the carpet

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WooToo