Meow everyone.

You gotta see this cat's site.
I dare you to keep a straight face.

www.presidentcat.com

DEEEElightful and a platform which will get him elected.

Leroy

Oh, but friends, if you went to rec.pets.cats.community like you used
to, you'd know that a cat is already president. His name is Clarence,
and Kitty Schottland is his campaign manager.

Debby