As kitties are busy dancing, dining, relaxing, and otherwise occupying
themselves the voice of Captain LeGrand echoes from the ships's PA
speakers.

"Your attention please; this is Captain LeGrand speaking. Several kitties
have asked for a guided tour of this vessel. As master of MV Purrbearer I
would be delighted to provide this tour. I would ask that all kitties
interested in joining this tour gather on the sun deck in one hour. Thank
you."