mh sayz to missey wuja likta du dat, i haz nefur been on here befur beclawz
dat lazt abenshure wuz before minesef wuz here, ifin urself duzint mind i
wuld likta taksa tour, MH, hopeful
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As kitties are busy dancing, dining, relaxing, and otherwise occupying
themselves the voice of Captain LeGrand echoes from the ships's PA
speakers.

"Your attention please; this is Captain LeGrand speaking. Several kitties
have asked for a guided tour of this vessel. As master of MV Purrbearer I
would be delighted to provide this tour. I would ask that all kitties
interested in joining this tour gather on the sun deck in one hour. Thank
you."